Bedazzle that ass

Term used to suggest a female should "liven up" her otherwise boring velvet track suit pants. Heard most commonly in late night Boston pizza joints and the Jersey shore. Commonly leads to full on brawls.

Hey baby you need to bedazzle that ass!

by EBliss July 21, 2011

Bedazzling woman

A stunning charismatic lady who carries herself "Like A Boss" Magnetic personality and Aaaaadorable

Kimberly is one of the most bedazzling woman I have met!

by Sugar Pops Ma June 17, 2017

Bedazzled Grenade

A term that means something is the best thing there is.

the best of the best.

Dude, remember that time we got laid by 3 virgins at once? That was totally bedazzled grenade.

by jt the raver September 13, 2009

Bedazzled lock

When someone places candy (perferabbly the fruity kind) in a womens "Va jay jay" with chocolate sauce and other sweet assortments, Then the man finds all the candy by licking away the other stuff until the point of an orgasm.

"I heard Courtney had a bedazzled lock last weekend!"
" He totally bedazzled my lock last night."

by Dosent Matter... February 1, 2010

loaf bedazzlement

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.

"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"

by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010

bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009