victoria beckham

the ex-spice girl skinny anorexic wife of English soccer player David Beckham who never smiles or laughs but has always a im-so-hot pout, has obviously fake boobs that looks like half cantaloupes stuffed into her skin, and wears way way way too much make-up and dangerously high and tiny stilletos and short skirts while carrying a baby.

Poo on me Victoria Beckham.
David is too good for Victoria. What did he do to deserve her??

by elephant molestor July 29, 2006

Beckhamed

Named after the legendary soccer curves of David Beckham. It is when you get curved so hard its only right to put beckham's name in the word.

James: I really like you jessie and I was wo-
Jessie: No. I don't date guys with small dicks and big toes.
Tyrone: damn this nigga got beckhamed.

by Mbeezuus July 22, 2016

david Beckham

A useless person who has out lived his england career.

david beckham's penalty that went *sky high*

by K_chan June 25, 2006

David Beckham

A Popular Football(Soccer) Player who once played for Manchester United, but now for Real Madrid
A well known Metrosexual

David Beckham is the one in red with the bun in his hair.

by Paul March 15, 2004

Beckhamed

To throw up like David Beckham has recently done after soccer (a/k/a "football") workouts.

I was out so late last night that after 30 minutes on the treadmill I totally beckhamed!

by Kstilz January 11, 2008

Bend It Like Beckham

A kick ass British film starring Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley.
The film is about Jess "Jesminder" a young Indian Punjabi Sikh growing up in the suburbs of London who wants nothing more than to play football. (soccer) But her parents don't think it's "proper"

"Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?" - Jess Bend It Like Beckham

by Pinkdragonfly February 26, 2009

david beckham

this man can put a ball on a dime. some say that he's overrated, but really it's an unfortunate connotation that comes with playing from the most popular team in the world, manchester united. beckham is a stellar midfielder and it just so happens he's extremely good looking and married to a former spice girl. give credit where it's needed.

david beckham did cry and throw up at the world cup this year, but he went home to posh spice and you didn't.

by jacy_lynne September 14, 2008