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beaudine

A very beautiful person, with a energetic personality.
People love Beaudine! She is very hard to forget! Life of the party!
Beaudine is so beautiful!
by Namename December 10, 2020
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bearditude

"Man that guys got a mean beard"
Ya it gives him some bearditude.
by twandiggidy January 28, 2009
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beautie_

im actually going to sob why isn't she on this. ANYWAYS BEAUTIE_ IS AN ABSOLUTELY AMAAZZZINNNG TWITCH STREAMER WHO IF YOU ARENT AT THE VERY LEAST FOLLOWING, YOU ARE LAME! Anyways beau is absolutely stunning no only streamer but shes on twitch, twitter, youtube, tiktok and instagram, i believe
Somebody: who's beautie_ ?

Me: How dare you little mother trucker not know who she is, i will make you regret every decision you've every made you stupid little bit-
by iwannadiewannadiehahajklol October 7, 2021
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beauticide

All girls inevitably commit the self-destructive act of beauti-cide. Deciding to throw caution to the wind, and ignore the input of the opposite sex, women will eventually take matters into their own hands and perform a visual downgrading to their own looks.

Egged on by other already shitty looking friends, the hot girl will sooner or later, cut off her hair, add bangs, or start doing her makeup like shit. It’s inevitable and when it occurs, the woman makes a land speed record from hot –to- Not.

The most common occurrences come when a woman somehow convinces her self that short mousy hair is hotter than her long hair. Men all over the earth know this to be a myth, but men are powerless to stop the beauti-cide pheonomenon. What women don’t often understand, is that cutting your hair short, or cutting bangs makes their ass get fatter instantly.

The girls attractiveness and ability to attract males instantly drops by 20%.

Somehow, other women still encourage their peers into this masochistic act and the women blindly follow like lemmings off the cliff from sexy, to mom’sville. It appears all someone needs to say is “your fabulous” like some bizarre entry into a sex-and-the city set; and women will willfully destroy their beauty. Like a rebellious angry teenager they just piss on their sexiness for no apparent benefit other than to be true to their nature: bitches.
Guy1: "Hey, did Crystal’s ass balloon overnight?”

Guy2:“no dude, she committed beauticide and cut her hair short"
Guy1:“really its amazing how much fatter she is now”
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Guy1: "Jim, what happened to your girlfriend? "
Jim:“her friends convinced her to commit beauticide; I can’t date women with bangs, bangs look like shit and everyone knows their bitches”
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Guy1: Dude, I never knew she had cankles.

Guy2: I know they appeared to grow over night after she committed beauticide.
by Lascivious April 19, 2010
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beautician

someone who is just unreal at life, mostly used to define great hockey players
"man did you see petey at praccy? what a beautician!"
by kammy1 February 4, 2010
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Beauticle

- Noun -

A beauticle is a synecdoche which has beauty in mind as its complement.

In other words, A beauticle is a sample of beauty, often fortuitously glimpsing insight to beauty.
Gentleman: "Your {insert feature} is stunning! I haven't noticed it in quite the same way before. A true beauticle!"

Gentleman: "I've been privileged to have met you and your many beauticles on our first date - true insights into your beauty!"
by leximecca August 29, 2009
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beardie

Person 1: Hey I heard you got a Bearded Dragon!
Person 2: Yeah I did! My beardie rocks!
by Zebaz May 22, 2011
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