beaniest

A form of the term bean. The person who is the beaniest is the person who us the biggest bean you know.

Tyler Joseph may be a bean, but Brendan Urie is the beaniest.

by TboneGaming May 7, 2018

beanita

A girl that is strong and also the Granddaughter ok Benita

Beanita is the best.

by 😝🥰🥰 December 4, 2020

Beanis

A penis that is the size and shape of a small kidney bean, and/or someone whose penis smells like beans
President George is the most famous "beanis"

"He's kinda cute..."
"Watch out, he's got a beanis... unless you're into that...?"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 28, 2023

beaniesexual

Anna

Anna is beaniesexual

No I’m not, shut up

by TheDapperHat September 30, 2023

Beanism

The best religion ever. We worship Henry J Heinz, who created Heinz Beans. We hate Bush Beans, they are the devils spawn.

Bob: are you in the Beanism religion?
Billy: what's Beanism?
Bob: only the best religion to ever exist
Billy: oh that's pretty poggers, i will join Beanism

by Bean#2703 September 19, 2020

cool beanies

the retarded peoples way of sayin cool!

Me: Im goin 2 the coast
You:cool beanies
Me: OMG j/ say cool u retardo

by the one and onlay July 3, 2003

beanis

A beaner's penis. beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.

Juan: janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!

by Mzero May 2, 2006