beamer

(adj) a f*cking douchebag/asshole in a BMW who drives as if he owns the road, but unaware that rather than being admired, he's being flipped off by every surrounding driver and pedestrian within a 5 mile radius.

1) -gets cut off by a BMW-

Man, what a freaking beamer.

2) "What kind of driver is Larry?" "He's a beamer"

by slovaniktwist January 13, 2011

beamer

BMW, a type of car. Beamer is a gansta word

Zim zimmer who got tha keys to ma beamer!

by Gregboi July 15, 2008

beamer

1. Misspelled word meaning bimmer
2. A BMW bike (not car)

"Check out that wheelie on that beamer"

by rockstar777 October 2, 2007

beamer

Someone who is controlled, manipulated, or otherwise abused by perpetrators of electronic mind control.

I think Ted Kacyznski was a beamer, I heard he was in MK ULTRA or something. OMG now I'm in MK too! dude.. our government is evil....

by click! June 7, 2009

Beamer boy

A sad boy

Baby im a Beamer boy

by Stock as a rock January 26, 2018

Beamer boy

Sad, depressed boy.

Lil peep

I’m a motherfucker beamer boy

by yesung February 15, 2018

beamer girl

If you’re a beamer boy you ask yo girl to be a beamer girl so you guys could be a cute ass beamer couple.

“I wish i was his beamer girl”

by baddestbitchoutchea May 5, 2018