dealt a beadle

Dealt a bad hand in life. Unlucky. Originating from the famous late British television comedian Jeremy Beadle who was born with a small, deformed hand.

Jeez mate, this just aint right. I got ADHD, bipolar and a personality disorder. I've been dealt a beadle.

by Loopydave June 1, 2018

beadlesticks

Alternative name for toothpicks - i.e. chopsticks for Jeremy Beadle's little hand.

"Pass the beadlesticks I've got something stuck in my teeth."

by Poland syndrome December 24, 2008

Beagled

To be banned from an online forum for no other reason than breaking all the rules

My name's Beagle
I'm the man
You've been banned
For too much SPAM..

by The Masked Avenger December 11, 2003

Granny beaded

A neck looking like it has a beaded necklace from the toil and sweat of working hard.

All of them workers have got granny beaded necks and muddy jeans from working out on the farm all day long.

by Mannypies August 17, 2009

Beagled

To be very slow and lethargic

I'm totally beagled

by Thebeaglehaslanded April 29, 2010

Beadle

Someone, when playing a card game, plays a sneaky move/s which turns the tide of the game in their favour.

Likened to the sneaky surprise tactics of Jeremy Beadle in Beadle's About

"Joe Bernard is such a Beadle."

by Nothingtown December 29, 2016

Beasled

The act of taking advantage of ones hard work and kindness and never giving credit where due. This also is an act when someone tries to use your skills and and time until one reaches their limit. The limit is usually the breaking point of that relationship.

Using people up to all their resources and taking credit of all that was done is also associated with this term. Simply put its using people and then acting like that one hasn't but still remain to use people for self gratification.

Act of getting used and/or screwed.
Act of fucking one over.

"Oh man, I got beasled by my boss."
"Damn, the cops beasled me this evening."
"I beasled my female partner last night and didn't return the act, and passed out right afterwards."

by yonkerbronx July 12, 2006