the red headed step child to other good texas universities such as the university of texas and texas a&m. baptists control the town which leads to no fun and every food option is either deep fried or barbequed. if baylor was in a lot better of a location except crazy baylor, it wouldn't be a bad school, but baylor owns baptist extreme christians and those people own waco. all local politics are baylor-centric. if baylor got the hell out of the "utopia" mindframe it could shape up to be a good college down after some major facelifts, but i think baylor is doomed to the same boring stuff and boring town. only go there if you must!
wow that baylor university party really sucked, who woulda thought that the punch wouldn't have a kick to it and bible study would break out?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
i think i'll just drive an hour to UT and party there!
i think i'll just drive an hour to UT and party there!
by thatsuperguy July 3, 2006
Get the Baylor Universitymug. 
by Flayboster September 6, 2016
Get the baylor boymug. At Baylor University, a very right winged Christian school, in Waco, Texas the girls are so concerned with keeping the virginity that they willingly undergo anal sex. The males at this institution compel the females that this alternative will keep them pure. This method allows the students here to have intercourse without a burden on their religious conscience.
Guy 1: "Did you have a good time in Waco last night? You were talking to that girl all night."
Guy 2: "Yeah I guess, man. I wanted to fuck her pussy but she made me give her the Baylor Butt Fuck."
Guy 1: "Shit Man!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I guess, man. I wanted to fuck her pussy but she made me give her the Baylor Butt Fuck."
Guy 1: "Shit Man!"
by TheGuy1234321 January 3, 2010
Get the The Baylor Butt Fuckmug. Usually a trashy school behind Walmart, an inconsistent football team, and a handful of alcoholic faculty members.
It also consists of students not knowing that Go GBR literally means GO Go Big Red, and they also apparently some students like to put Bayor instead of Baylor on flags.
It also consists of students not knowing that Go GBR literally means GO Go Big Red, and they also apparently some students like to put Bayor instead of Baylor on flags.
Person 1: Imagine going to Baylor High School
Person 2: Yeah its like being dumber than Patrick the star from Sponge Bob
Person 2: Yeah its like being dumber than Patrick the star from Sponge Bob
by Dontaleous September 19, 2023
Get the Baylor High Schoolmug. The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.
HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not
by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009
Get the Mary-Hardin Baylormug. Lover for all the girls in the school and very flirty. Some times he is an ashore and a beach but a very good friend. A ditsy guy and stupid but also very smart high honoroll
Baylor is stupid and has a big dick
by Dad never came back with the m December 12, 2022
Get the Baylormug.