batt crack

like a butt crack ( u no butt) but with an a

the docter shoved a stick up the dogs batt crack

by sommy April 17, 2003

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Vinny Boom Batts

A crazy Italian Bag-a-Donuts.

Hey yo Vinny Boom Batts, That is affirmative sir, thats a big 10-4, its a 1 out of 12 with a 214!

by Mr. Gick (BigBaldMoFo@criminaljustice.com) November 15, 2004

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Get the Vinny Boom Battsmug.

A one of a kind genuine guy whos as real as they come. He never tries being anything but his true self which can make him sometime come across as a real cunt, but only because he is. He sanity and crazy all at the same time. Sexy and confident with every right to be so. He got the gift of the perfect penis and plenty of skill and stamina to satisfy all of them that he wants, The most and least lovable of personalities in the existence of mankind

Friend 1 "Hows batt?"
Friend 2 "oh ya know.. hes batt"

by Crabbcrawl88 December 31, 2020

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The Batts

A possible male, with the ears of an elephant, them things can hear an ant walk from a mile away no joke. Manages to interrupt everyone but get mad when people talk around him when he is talking to anyone. Loves to enforce rules but doesn't know what it means to follow rules. Rages at video games even though he has never been good at them, man just straight sucks at everything. Most likely lovers with The Dean, they always argue like a married couple. The Batts loves to be in power but cannot enforce anything, nobody can listen to someone so goofy looking. He looks like a sped with some big ass ears.

We love ourselves The Batts every once in a while.

by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022

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