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Person 1: Yo I was just watching one piece, who do you think is best girl
Person 2: bartolomeo
Person 1: indeed
Person 2: bartolomeo
Person 1: indeed
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The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.
by John Petrucci August 3, 2006
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by Breadcrumb February 3, 2010
Get the Bartolomeo mug.1. When a person, frequently a teacher, refers to Shakespeare as if he's God.
2. Less frequently, taking the name of Shakespeare in vain.
2. Less frequently, taking the name of Shakespeare in vain.
'Shakespeare is the greatest writer ever. He literally changed the way we all look at the world.'
'Man, did you hear that? That's some serious bardolatry. If you ask me Shakespeare was gay.'
'Jones, did you just take the name of Shakespeare in vain?'
'Man, did you hear that? That's some serious bardolatry. If you ask me Shakespeare was gay.'
'Jones, did you just take the name of Shakespeare in vain?'
by terrytibbs April 3, 2008
Get the Bardolatry mug.With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."
After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.
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