Bob Barker

Incredibly old, host of The Price is Right. Also freakishly strong, as shown in Happy Gilmore.

"I hate that Bob Barker!"
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
-Adam Sandler

by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004

bob barker

Texas hold'em poker hole cards: King of spades and 9 of spades. Pun for "spayed K-9" from the traditional Price Is Right show ending reminder to spay or neuter your pet.

"Bob Barker's all in, bitch."

by Coell May 14, 2005

Nigel Barker

Former model turned photographer; recurring panelist on America's Next Top Model.

Nigel Barker was the photographer on last week's episode of America's Next Top Model

by Mad K December 6, 2007

Arj Barker

The best comedian ever to be born. And so beautiful at the same time. Creator of shpants. Resides in California.
Smokes a lot of weed

"Im hungry, anyone got some leftover Arj Barker that they wanna share?"

by not arj barker April 21, 2005

carnival barker

Donald Trump

"We're not going to solve our problems if we get distracted by carnival barkers and sideshows" (Barack Obama, 27th April 2011, in reference to Donald Trump)

by BannedByTrumpPlaza May 18, 2011

beefy barker

a huge line of coke...thick and long line of the white lady...

Cat Daddy: "did you see that beefy barker that milt just snarfed up?"

Hildork: "milts a legend!"

by badback9 November 4, 2007

the barker effect

a person who has average/high levels of intelligence but is unbelieveably slow at undertaking menial tasks, such as washing up, pouring a glass of water or trying to tie their shoe laces. following in on from this, people who they then come into contact with, end up becoming slow at tasks they are involved with, even if they are usually efficient.

Ben: hey buddy, howcome you're taking so long? we're going to miss our flight?

Tim: sorry, ive just been on the phone to matt, i don't know whats gotten over me

Ben: the barker effect strikes again

by timshoe November 4, 2011