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Barbarian boner

An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.
Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.
by SpamMasterDude August 19, 2018
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Elite barbarian

using the elite barbarian in the game called "clash royal" will surely make your oponent kill themselves within seconds. If you want to cause massive brain damage to everyone you verse, this is the best way to do it.
Yo did u see me use elite barbarian? i came out gay!
did you just see those elite barbarian he just placed, surely this is the best moment to commit suicide.
by the monkey 9000 December 15, 2021
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backdoor barbarian

A rampaging ass-raper; one who destroys all in his path to plunder some male bunghole.
Watch out, that dude's a backdoor barbarian. he's not one of those gentle, sneaky homos that lurk in alleys hoping to catch a glimpse of some guy's pecker while he's taking a leak. He's more the pro-active sort who'll stop at nothing to satisfy his cravings for man-ass.
by beastovjudgement May 28, 2009
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barbarian ass sex

To have sex in the anus in a barbaric manor.
Barbian ass sex is awesome.

Any body want some barbarian ass sex.

Man barbarian ass sex looses me up and gets me in the mood.
by fatcat346 October 3, 2002
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Barbarian Bloody Mary

When a man is having hardcore butt sex with an animal, while being so wasted he won't remember anything. He starts to ejaculate blood into the animal's anus. The animal then has violent diareah all over the man's cock. The diareah gets inside of the man's penis and he gets a disease that makes his penis skin start flaking and bleed constantly. This disease is known as Barbarian Bloody Mary.
Oh man, I got so drunk last night, I woke up on a farm. And now I think I have Barbarian Bloody Mary
by austin holl. November 24, 2006
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Internet Barbarian

Internet Barbarians are a group of people, who are the direct result of the World Wide Web's general anonimity, and it's overwhelming mass of information.

Internet Barbarians are stupid, and are allways in denial about it, otherwise, they would feel bad for being stupid and would have to show respect for other people, which they (because of their inferiority complex) would never want to do.

They consider the internet their "free play zone", where they can rage out their daily stress, anger, and envy, and their general stupidity can be hidden behind their anonimity.

They can't be argued, or reasoned with, and despite their unusually low level of intellect and the fact that they are most of the time uncapable of construing a more-than-3-sentence-long text, they are in the strict belief that "they are the shit", and their opinions equal that of other intelligent human beings.

Their general opinions on most of the things in life are negative, or at most neutral, and they are mostly only intrigued by gore and agressive behaviour in entertaining media, and have anger issues in real life.

They are usually mean towards people, and ofter result to personal insults when they are on the loosing end of an arguement, because they feel as if pissing off the other person would give them some sort of partial victory, which would overshadow their revealed stupidity in front of the observing mob.
"Beware: Internet Barbarians are not intelligent people. Their opinions are mostly losely-based, because they only use them as means to pull their rage out. They are also well-known for lying, making shit up (then denying to prove it), copycatting ("Well, prove it otherwise."), and having an unusually effective underlying instinct to hijack discussions and turn them into their personal Jerry Springer Show.

They are most recognizable from:
- noticable ill intentions
- oversimplifying intentually complex things
- personal insults
- trying to prove their points with their age, race, sex, standing in society, or and sort of implyed achivements in ther life, which they usually cannot prove.
- capslock talk (internet "shouting")
- and sometimes complete incapability for any sort of civilized discussion.

Do not argue with them, do not even reply them, and for God's sake, never try to undersand them. Just leave them. Move on. Walk away. Consider them thin air. That is the only way to fight against them, because they eat up negativ responses and get stronger by them just like fire eats up fire....

And the thing about fire is: You can play with it, but you'll just get yourself burned."
by voice of the net November 19, 2009
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Barbarian

The large and burly race who live in Halas or Harrogath and wield massive weapons and kill everyone and eat their victim's BONES!
Dude, Golrath the Barbarian just like totally ripped that guy's head off and ate his bones. Sweet.
by Golrath the Barbarian July 6, 2003
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