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PERSON 1: I snorted coke from joshs Bando
PERSON 2: Eyyyyyyyyyeeeeee! That's his home! What you doinnn fam? Don't diss his birthplace fammmm, dont disturb his natural habitat! The nocturnal. He only comes out to get the essential..... DRUGS and for his little girls in the basement
Bando by AuntyPunjab August 4, 2020
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a geek who is in the high school/college band who takes band way to seriously and puts it before any other activities. To them band camp is the greatest thing on earth, "what happens in band camp stays in band camp", its where they say they go and party. But really all they do is sit around and try to work up enough courage to talk to the opposite sex.
ME: hey ryan are u gonna be at the big game this weekend?
Ryan: no man, im goin to band camp its gonna be so crazy.
ME: your such a bando
bando by go band! not September 1, 2008
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Mike does not do anything for us he is such a bando.
bando by ck0141 September 29, 2008
A complete loser in a highschool or college marching band. Plays an isntrument way too much, and usually also plays World of Warcraft with fellow members of the band, using microphone headsets much like those featured at McDonalds (Most will end up working there, anyway). They try to grow pubes in petridishes under their beds because that's what everyone talks about. Nobody at school likes them.
Get out of here you slimy shit bando, no one likes you!
bando by RaawB July 12, 2007
An idiot (see fucktard) in a high school or college band.
John was such a bando. Everytime the marching band went out and preformed won an award he shoved it in everyone's face for a week.

"Yeah those bandos over there are corrupting little Timmy, making him do bad things to the director and such.
bando by Chuck February 16, 2003
A nitties house, which drugs dealers use to do, and sell drugs
Let’s go to the bando and do a like of ket
Bando by jodielovesthesesh March 11, 2020
Insanely lit party. Typically in an expensive hotel.
Hey man, you should’ve been at the bando this past weekend. We had a crazy amount of bottles at this 5star hotel.
Bando by Astrekuni December 13, 2017