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balls on chin

1) A completely childish derogatory comment towards another, proclaiming that the individual possesses a scrotum complete with pubes, hanging from his / her chin.

2) A completely accurate comment towards another, if that person actually does possess a scrotum hanging from his / her chin.

3) A game played in prison by your cell mate, when he's not jerking off over pictures of Clysdales or arguing with his imaginary friend Jerome.
George: Fuck, here comes Jon, that balls-on-chin...
Andrew: I thought I smelled something

Doctor: I'm very sorry Mr Buffington, you appear to have a severe case of accute balls-on-chin.

"...And your cellmate makes you play a game called balls-on-chin...And what happens next is all a blur, but you remember "fist" can be a verb..."
by Digital_Messiah October 6, 2004
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balls on the walls

A better and more efficient way or say both "I swear to god" and "By the way" Basically it's a super phrase here to kick a** and take names.
Suzie: Babeeeeee take out the trasshhhhhh!
"Babe": Balls on the walls Suzie I'm five seconds away from leaving you for your hotter sister.

Chuck: Dude! Balls on the walls your shoes are fabulous.
"Dude": Because you said it like that it made me secure with my choice to be your friend and I now feel like I am overall a better person for being in your presence. I love you.
by Lindseythinksthiswillspread August 1, 2011
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balls on me

A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.
Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!
by Bigdaddy15 April 11, 2014
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Balls on a Hanger

"Balls on a hanger" is used to indicate that something is really awesome, sometimes in a unique or special way. The phrase can be shortened to "boah," which is pronounced phonetically.
The turkey sandwich from that shop is totally balls on a hanger; they use avocado and horseradish sauce and then toast it.
by TC-Jon September 28, 2010
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balls on face

Verb:action consisting of a male swinging his genitalia in front of another person's face
Tim swings from the subway handrail in the direction of an unsuspecting sophomore.
Tim: Balls on Face!
by The Juice April 27, 2005
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balls on your head

means hairy sweaty balls on your mother fuckin head
i woke up to my boyfriend saying balls on your head.
by Ashley Parks November 23, 2006
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Balls on top

When you think you shut down a conversation that is boring you or you are bored with the situation you are in.
Complete silence.... Then you hear "Balls on top!" Said by Austin
by Austin's Goddess 💋 February 8, 2018
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