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Ballum

A synonym for pcilocybin mushrooms, specifically Madonlakki.
Hey Ruihop, wanna go get some ballum?
Sure Jeff, I would love to trip on some ballum!
by LoraxMaster September 6, 2023
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international ballcuzzi day

International ballcuzzi day is on May 25th.

All ballcuzzi fans meet up over video chat and compete over who has the best bubbles, and bubbler. (A bubbler is a person, usually their sexual partner, but sometimes it may be the male himself, who creates the bubbles by using a straw). They share their techniques and experiences, in order to perfect the art of the ballcuzzi.
Andy: "happy international ballcuzzi day Joe!"
Joe: "ya you too, been online yet?"
by snoooooooooooooooooop May 25, 2013
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bellcum

The word "bellcum" is used to insert unwanted mental imagery during normal conversation.Also used to substitute the word "welcome"
CBlast - "Wow, that skanky bitch was a great ride, thanks for paying for her JBlast!"

JBLast - "Your very bellcum"
by CBlast September 26, 2006
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Ballcutter

The new, latest evolution of the emo subculture. Characterised by the ritual mutilation of the scrotum with a knife. Ballcutters are seen as "hardcore" by their emo contemporaries, as they despise their 'masculinity' so much that they're willing to carve any remnant of it. Although the dangers of ballcutting are many (some of the more serious including sexual dysfunction and infertility), most Ballcutters seem to proceed obliviously, believing these issues pose no real issue to their current sex lives.
Emo Boy: Hey man, are you having your period?
Ballcutter: Dude I'm a guy. You gotta start going to Health class.
Emo Boy: Well why are you bleeding out of your crotch?
Ballcutter: Oh I'm a ballcutter.
Emo Boy: Huh?
Ballcutter: Yeah my parents fully don't understand me, and my teachers don't respect my individuality, so I decided the only way to express myself emotionally was to lacerate my scrotum.
Emo Boy: Wow man, that's deep. You gonna write some poetry about it?
Ballcutter: Pfft. Poetry is for fags. I'm going to take some pictures of my ballsack and stick them on Myspace.
by Harold Hustaffsvenson June 22, 2006
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Ballcuzzi

The act of submerging testicles into a lukewarm cup of water, and blowing bubbles into the cup with a straw
Don't use that cup, Lauren ballcuzzied Sabastian with it last night!
by O'Malley 104 October 12, 2009
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Ballcuzzi

A man takes a can of sprite (sprite is used because it is the fizziest of soda's) and sticks it into the butthole of a woman. Once the woman's butthole is loose and doesn't close up after removal of the can, open the sprite, and pour it into the woman's butthole. Then, while the sprite fizzes, dip your balls into the fizzy sprite butthole, and complete the ballcuzzi
Man I ballcuzzied the shit out of that whore last night
by ultimatepoon March 2, 2010
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Ballum-rancum

A ball where all of the dancers are theives and prostitutes.
'E 'ad a 'ell uv a ballum-rancum 't thursday.
by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005
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