Tom Ballard

Nonce (lurs kids in with his huge head)

Careful son that's Tom Ballard

by Rastaclart 897 November 22, 2019

Ballard county

Everyone from meth heads to pot heads . Even the best homegrown is from here

What you smoking? Some good ole ballard county homegrown, the best around

by Bc homeboy June 19, 2019

lennon ballard

Fat person, ugly person, crazy person.

this guy is lennon ballard

by boss5644155 May 16, 2018

Bareback Ballard

When a girl is an adventurer, but also enjoys unprotected sex. She will often have more than one child and be an experienced traveller with family in Thailand.

I'm going out for a walk with a bareback ballard today.

by Towelly September 12, 2020

Ballard Jackhammer

A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.

Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.

by CountryTerry August 20, 2016

ally ballard

the ugliest human you'll ever meet, usually very annoying too, don't mess with her

"did u see ally ballard is here?"
"ugh i hate that bitch"

by babe.lame January 7, 2017

connor ballard

connor ballard is the sexiest most gorgeous person on the face of the earth, everybody loves him and his existence.

wow he is so amazing he must be Connor Ballard
OMG i must be like Connor Ballard
LOL Connor Ballard is so funny

by frederic valber September 5, 2011