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ballface

1. The emoticon using a colon and the number three.

2. Lucas Zimmerman from the band Paradise Fears
1. OMG, THAT'S SO CUTE! Ballface
2. Ballface Zimmerman still hasn't tweeted me back.
by YKYATW January 6, 2012
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Ballfocals

(noun) the term used to describe what someone wears when a man aggressively pins them to the ground and places a testicle over each eye.
She kept nagging at me about working too much, so I made her wear ballfocals when I got home.
by WebWad February 6, 2009
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Baffed

Hey What's this box for

'I dunno mate I'm baffed '
by Articulatator(sex god) March 4, 2018
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ballfie

A selfie picture of your nutsack, including veins and hair. It's meant to be done as a show of your ridiculous narcissism. Like a selfie, it can also be shared through social networking, but primarily private chats like Whatsapp due to the disgusting nature of the picture.
Obnoxious friend: Hey, everyone, look at my balls!!! <sends picture to Whatsapp group>
Urologist friend: Hey man, WTF? looks like you have varicocele in your scrotum.

e.g. I just sent a ballfie to my friends in the group chat because I think I am awesome and my urologist friend told me my balls are dying of varicocele.
by imzj March 31, 2015
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baffen

Baffen is the Dutch term for sucking/licking an anus.
Ik ga je lekker baffen vanavond: Translation; I'll go suck your anus tonight.
by Emiel June 25, 2007
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Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.
Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.
by dnptyf November 13, 2016
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baffle

To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.
Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.

Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)
by WhtRhino January 19, 2009
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