bag of dicks

Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.

Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!

Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.

by Tim Anderson April 22, 2004

Bag of dicks

Term used to describe feeling unattractive or looking like a hot mess.

God you look like a bag of dicks, WTF happened to you?!

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Bag of dicks

An individual who displays an abnormal level of dick-like behavior that is equivalent to the accumulate quantity of dickness retained by a crowd of dicks filling up an official sized football stadium. The word 'bag' is merely a figure of speech and is not to be taken literally, as the amount of dickenss that a 'bag of dicks' exhibits far exceeds the limited space that a bag carries.

Dude I don't wanna go drinking with John tonight... last week he got so drunk he started a fight with the cashier over a penny, broke the door on his way out, and slapped a random guy in the face with a slim jim. He's a real bag of dicks!!!

by RealNiggaPete September 13, 2015

A Bag of Dicks

Something that Lorena Bobbitt collects.

OMG!! Sally, I went to Lorena's house the other day and she had a bag of dicks!!!

by Saveme222 August 19, 2008

A bag of dicks

A bag of which 10+ dicks are sucked while wrapped in tape together.

That Cusinato broad over there was mowing a bag of dicks

by Bago'dicks December 17, 2012

Bag of dicks

noun/adjective

Peter Steele's voice, likeness, face, and band type-o Negative.

Also a term stating something is really, REALLY bad.

"Did you hear that Peter Steele died?!!"

"Yeah man, I heard he choked on a bag of dicks"

by IMBETTERTHANROB August 17, 2011

eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."

by Neonatrias November 1, 2009