Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.
Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!
Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.
Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.
by Tim Anderson April 23, 2004
by SuezeeSmurd January 06, 2019
An individual who displays an abnormal level of dick-like behavior that is equivalent to the accumulate quantity of dickness retained by a crowd of dicks filling up an official sized football stadium. The word 'bag' is merely a figure of speech and is not to be taken literally, as the amount of dickenss that a 'bag of dicks' exhibits far exceeds the limited space that a bag carries.
Dude I don't wanna go drinking with John tonight... last week he got so drunk he started a fight with the cashier over a penny, broke the door on his way out, and slapped a random guy in the face with a slim jim. He's a real bag of dicks!!!
by RealNiggaPete August 08, 2015
Something that Lorena Bobbitt collects.
by Saveme222 July 23, 2008
by Bago'dicks June 13, 2012
noun/adjective
Peter Steele's voice, likeness, face, and band type-o Negative.
Also a term stating something is really, REALLY bad.
Peter Steele's voice, likeness, face, and band type-o Negative.
Also a term stating something is really, REALLY bad.
by IMBETTERTHANROB August 14, 2011
A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
by Neonatrias November 01, 2009