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Happy Holidays You Bastards

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.
(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!
by E-bag December 23, 2009
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Horny Bastards

The immature idiots in the morning Energy Academy class that gather round in a circle and share the nudes they have collected.
Look, it's the horny bastards trading nudes like pokemon cards again!
by TheDude426 December 13, 2015
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Bastardsword

1: a type of medieval sword a length between longsword and arming sword.
2: the illegitimate son of an aristocrat of whom, this son loves sex.
3: a way to describe a penis of which is between an average and long size.
1: he rode through the planes with his bastard sword, Marw in hand, he slaught any man who stood before him.
2: Christ almighty, he can’t keep it in his pants, must be a bastardsword.
3: my dick isn’t too long, just a bastardsword
by Sharkieofthemidworld May 20, 2022
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Inconsiderate Bastards

One might think that this definition would describe multiple individuals acting in a selfish manner where they disregarded the concerns of those around, but if you took note of the capitalization on "Bastards," then you would clearly know I was talking about the great alternative jam band with famous hits entitled Razor, and Stranded.
Whoa, the Inconsiderate Bastards are a great band! I wasn't expecting to see such a good show! I'm going home right now to download their new EP!
by Berry McCockiner June 4, 2014
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Bloody Bastards

a physics-based medieval fighting game made by Tibith.Currently available in Android and Ios.Console and PC releases are currently planned.
Guy 1: Hey man have you heard of Bloody Bastards?

Guy 2: No I haven't is it available in PC?
by sugomaster1 January 13, 2022
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Illiterate Bastards

The following article has been formatted to be readable by all whom this term applies to, with links to definitions conveniently placed for easy access to those hard-to-understand long words.

A term comprised of the English words illiterate(not able to read or write) and bastard(one not knowing their biological father). It started circulation when literate people referred to those unable to read or write properly in a derrogatory way.

People whom this term refers to can be easily identified in the way they speak, write, read, and type. Symtoms include lack of capitalization in writing or typing, constant abbreviations of words like "you" and "people" in writing or typing, inability to convey coherent thought in any form of writing or speaking, inability to read with a steady flow, inability to discern the difference between misspelled or similar words, and the list goes on and on.

Many of these people "hang out" on the internet, where they are immediately recognizable by the way they type, such as shortening of small words, malusage of the shift key, and constant usage of incoherent terms not recognized nationally as part of the English language.

An estimated 75% of all Americans are said to not be able to properly define what grammar is. In this author's opnion, it is sad that so many people cannot even properly use their own adopted dialect.
Many times you will see bastards using terms such as "ppl," "u," or "omFg!!1111111111111" on the internet.
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yankee fucking bastards

Anyone who roots or plays for the most overpaid losers in the history of American sports. (i.e. steroid users A-Rod, Andy pettite, Roger clemens, jason giambi, gary sheffield.........)
-Hey John, did you hear the new deal the Yankee fucking bastards made?
-No, but I'm guessing they paid over $20 million a year for it.
-Yah, you're right.
by David Schwartzzzzzzz March 3, 2009
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