Backstage Groupie

Tabitha spends a lot of time with musicians especially 'The Limp Dicks Band". She does their laundry, cooks soft foods since they're toothless loonies and performs sexual favors and engages in uncontrollable wild creampie orgy's. She's a backstage groupie slut who follows bands around while they're on tour for fanny fame. Backstage groupie/s like Tabitha flood their friends notifications on social medial with obscene pics of sexual acts some with multiple people. She also sucks dicks in between breaks and gigs. I blocked her because I caught my husband jerking off to the pics and he jet sprayed my computer. Backstage groupie/s should invest in tongue cleaners due to the amount of dry thrush like cum stains that are glued on their tongues. For all the teens out reading this, do not become a backstage groupie because there's more to life than Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll.

Teen: I want to be like Tabitha a backstage groupie
Teacher: It's not a desirable lifestyle, just google 'backstage groupie' on UD and I guarantee you'll change your mind

by What day is it? December 10, 2017

backstage ass

The person or voice in your life that's like an eternal backseat driver. They're always trying to tell you what to do, how to do it, and what you're doing wrong. Over all they're an asshole but probably a correct asshole.

"Dude, Megan is such a backstage ass. If I want to party the night before the SAT, then I WILL party the night before the SAT. She needs to chill out."

by kinkasucks June 11, 2016

Backstager

A girl who is used to being with a large group of friends, but doesn't do much except for make sure her friends don't do something "stupid". Sometimes found at parties with alcohol or at a bar. Basically the girl is her friends cockblock.They are called backstager because they are like stage managers. Making sure nothing bad happens.

Sam: I'm totally gonna bang Scott!!!

Janice: Sam you can't ! I won't let you!

Sam: Janice don't be such a backstager!

by Jezter March 3, 2010

backstage burger

Every groupie's goal i.e. a euphemism for a rock stars penis or sex with a rock star

Jesse didn't like modest mouse's music, but she went to the concert in hope of getting some backstage burger.

by billoflaw March 2, 2014

backstage politics

a phrase used to discus backstage disagreements or arguments that happen at a pro wrestling show.

Jim: The backstage politics are getting out of hand at that pro-wrestling show.

John: I agree, it really is getting ridiculous.

by realman1969 December 16, 2023

Backstage Boyfriend

A term coined among theater kids, a backstage boyfriend is the male counterpart in a (sometimes romantic) relationship between two actors or crew members that goes on strictly during production time. The backstage boyfriend is often seen alongside his female counterpart during rehearsals, intermissions, and cast parties; attached at the hip. This kind of relationship usually ends after the show closes and may resume during the next. The rest of the cast and crew can see that there is something going on between the two, but they often strictly deny it.

Friend 1: dude, what is going on with those two? Are they together or something?

Friend 2: Nah, that’s just her backstage boyfriend. It’s nothing serious.

by bsb0492 May 21, 2023