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Backwoodsman

A person who is capable, of not only living off the land like his manly men who came before him, but is also capable of not being reliant on bullshit like cell phones, the interwebs, or fucking starbucks. A man who is able to follow up the killing of a grizzly bear with a mighty chest beating, like an adrenaline fueled silver back. This man can build a house out of mother nature, and eat her animals, and wash it down with a mighty man made wilderness beverage.
Timmy, eat your dinner, or the backwoodsman will get you!

That guy is no pussy. He is a fucking backwoodsman. He will conquer mother nature, and live off of her carcass!
by ElWray June 28, 2011
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Backwoods

A pack of cigars (normaly comes in pack of 5) various flavours available (banana, wild rum, all natural, honey, honey berry, original) They cost about the same as a pack of cigaretts but you only get 5. Backwoods are great to roll weed / marijuana in. The shell of the cigar comes off easy, just find the seam and unroll it. Dump out the tobacco, and rool up the weed. lick to stick, and smoke. much like a philly blunt but much much better. You only need the Backwoods cigar shell NOT the tabacco inside it. They are considered better than Philly Blunts for many reasons. The best part is that the Backwoods cigar shell is an actual tobacco leaf UNLIKE Philly Blunts.
"It don't matter if you lokin' or bleedin'
Wheather it's Backwoods or Zig-Zags ya smokin' yo weed in"

Artist: Fabolous
Song: Automatic
Album: Grit & Grind
by jay-z613 October 28, 2006
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backwoods badass

One who can survive out in the woods, usually has a lifted 4x4 with a confident battle flag flying. There not afraid of being out alone to survive and gard there land with a 12 gage manly due too yuppies
Why, that there is your average backwoods badass.
by Tiller gang April 24, 2017
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Backwoods Disco Ball

When one rubs their testicles along the rotting remains of a dead animal and shines them with a black light
"Look Ronnie, Bert is doing the Backwoods Disco Ball."
by Erik VanPelt December 29, 2022
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martin blackwood

one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.
some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir
by shampoo_bitch April 26, 2022
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backwords

When a chat goes wonky and dialog repeats at odd moments so you can hardly communicate.
Typical backwords:

User 1: Waddup?
User 2: Hey
User 1: Goin to Dave's party?
User 2: Prob
User 1: Cool
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: What?
User 2: Prob
User 1: What?
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: Prob
User 2: wtf?
by palabrajot November 9, 2010
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barkwood

When a backwoods blunt has less then 3gs of weed in it
Yo fuck dat! You smokin a Barkwoods bruh dat shit make me puke!!!!!!!
by SlabXray February 11, 2018
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