The Babylon Bee

The truth, plus or minus the facts.

P1: did you see The Babylon Bee's new headline?

P2: "Bernie Tests Negative For President"?

P1: no, this one: "Disney Introduces New LGBTQ Superhero Whose Superpower is Turning Invisible in International Markets".

by Pepe_Apologist January 30, 2021

Babylon Boops

A term that refers to the authority, generally the police. It is synonymous with police that tend to overuse their rights to aggressive force. General side effects include the relocation of a victim's jaw, violent bleeding, massive amounts of moaning (if you enjoy it or just feel plenty of pain), yelling "police brutality", unconsciousness, visits to the emergency room, and much more. For more, see Babylon . From the song by Major Worries.

Oye, the babylon boops are coming. guard yourself.

by TriniBoy January 28, 2013

Babylon the Great(Mother of harlots and of Earths Abominations)

other name for the Vatican.
from a bible verse(revelation 17)

Babylon the Great(Mother of Harlots and of Earths Abominations)is a huge mystery in the biblical book of Revelations

by Scholar Easton March 21, 2022

Ancient Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 6, 2021

Hanging Curtains of Babylon

Term for slightly overstretched labia. Horrendous insult that should only be used under extreme duress or for cheap laughs. Wil lresult in violence or bemusement.

"Fuck off, don't talk about my funny-shaped cock, your minge is like the hanging curtains of Babylon."

by Nathdogg September 11, 2003

Babylon

The capital of Mesopotamia, one of the world's earliest civilisations. Situated between the Euphrates and Tigris rivers.

I'm going to see the Tower of Babylon

by Lucoire April 10, 2006

Babylon disease

The pressure people (mainly young) feel today on self-fulfillment, consumption, payments and establishment of ones life financially

to sum it all up it's about the anxiety one feels when they dont want to be a part of the "system". When you're tierd of the superficial way of life where you're forced to follow a sertain pattern or you'll be rejected from society.

-Hey, what's wrong man? You've gone awol or something?

-No othing man, just a bad case of the babylon disease.

by GanjiGreenthumbs February 15, 2012