mikhail buyer

Shitty dumbass
Ugly very unattractive prick
by Dats funny June 20, 2017
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Buyer Dissatisfaction

When you pay a prostitute for sex and they cannot get you to orgasm.
"This bitch was sucking me off and she was so shit i got buyer dissatisfaction!"
by JanesGal November 10, 2022
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Restricted Buyer

Somebody who comes grocery shopping with you, then says "you can get that cheaper somewhere else" everytime you pick up something. Thus, restricting you and eliminating the whole purpose.
You: *Throws a package of buns in the shopping cart*

Your wife: "You can get that cheaper at Wal-mart" *Puts it back on the shelf*

You: Don't be a restricted buyer!
by Dean Mustaine November 08, 2009
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Buyers Denial Syndrome

AKA BDS. its a cause of a customer buying a product and it turns out to be a faulty product or a product that was under the expectation of the customer who recieved it.

Instead of the customer A. returning the product to the company for a better one. or B. realize that they have been duped and count their losses. They instead lie to themselves that the product was supposed to do this all along and that this is a good product knowing that it is a bad lackluster investment in a product.
-Can you believe he told me that in madden? the uniforms are not a big deal and also that player doing a moonwalk on the field is just a planned patch from EA coming soon?

-yeah he suffers from Buyers Denial Syndrome. Probably thinks that superman returns should have been game of the year too....

by realistic view September 04, 2007
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Reverse Buyer's Wiimorse

A feeling one gets when they feel for some retarded reason that the Wii has no good games, sell it, then regret selling it, and want to buy it back when a certain game is announced for it.

See idiot and moneywaster.
Tom: I think I might sell my Wii. It has like no good games out for it.
*sells Wii*

-2 months later, the reverse buyer's wiimorse kicks in-

Tom: Is that Metroid Other M? It looks awesome!
Now I have to buy the Wii back to play it... I should have never sold it.
by DKsDownBIntheAir August 08, 2009
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Non-Buyers Remorse

The feeling of sadness and depression one gets when returning from shopping with not much to show for one's day.
Guy 1: I wish I'd bought that Iron Man dvd today, now I'm so depressed.
Guy 2: Dude, you totally have the Non-Buyers Remorse.
by ScaryWardrobe November 09, 2010
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