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Briefcase Blonde:
A term usually used by Black men to describe a professional blonde that is now his submissive or slave, and is devoted to him.

"I've got me my Briefcase Blonde, and for her, there is no goin' back now that she's had Black."

by Regulas Prime October 4, 2020

Briefcase Chuckle

When you have to force laughter in a business setting, most commonly seen in a meeting or walking by someone in the office.

It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.

Emmitt The Intern: Does every meeting start with talking about the weather, the latest on Twitter, and gas prices? Also, nobody said anything funny in that meeting, but I think Thompson ACTUALLY pounded the table 3 times.

Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.

Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.

Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.

Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.

Sinclair: You're Welcome.

by Mike109999 November 15, 2022

Briefcase Job

A bet that has a very high probability of winning.

Desert Crown in the Derby is a briefcase job, I've gone large, very large in fact.

by Dick Focker April 30, 2023

Briefcase Baddie

A Briefcase Baddie (noun) is the one who walks into the room and quietly rewrites the rules. Sharp-minded, sharp-dressed, and not here to play small. They can lead a meeting, spot the dysfunction in a “quick sync,” and still make time for joy, rest, and a life that actually matters.

They don’t live to work — they work the system to build a life on their terms. Fluent in ambition and boundaries. Unavailable for grind culture. Unbothered by performative hustle.

They’re not chasing titles — they’re chasing freedom.

Everyone wants to be one. Most companies don’t deserve them.
But they’re here anyway…until they’re not.

After realizing she was managing her boss’s job and emotional stability, Taylor quietly updated their résumé, blocked off Fridays, and booked a solo trip to Mexico. Total Briefcase Baddie move.

by Linda, listen July 31, 2025

Negaunee Briefcase

A Negaunee briefcase is a term used to describe a 24 pack case of cheap beer such as Labatt Blue. In the rough-and-tumble mining towns of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, people overconsume cheap beer on a daily basis. A Negaunee briefcase is perfect for your next business meeting in Upper Michigan. First coined by geographers at NMU in 2008.

The three of us Yoopers pooled our money and bought a Negaunee briefcase to drink while sitting on the shore of Lake Superior. At 24 cans, we each have 8 cans to consume in the next couple of hours. If we wanted to drink more, we would've bought the 30-pack of Labatt Blue, occasionally referred to as an Ishpeming briefcase.

by mtu=sausagefest May 14, 2009

Internal briefcase

The type of turd which is so vast and substantial that relieving yourself of it is comparable to putting down a heavy briefcase you have been carrying all day.

Person 1: 'Hey are you ok? Whilst you were upstairs I heard a colossal thump.'

Person 2: 'Don't worry, I just dropped my internal briefcase.'

by freshpot September 9, 2011

Bridgewater Briefcase

An alternative name for a cask of wine, named after Bridgewater in Tasmania where a large proportion of the population are unemployed and spend their days drinking cheap alcohol, taking drugs and stealing cars.

Dazza was quite the man when he strutted down the street on dole day with his Bridgewater Briefcase and carton of Winnie Blues

by eyemhere November 3, 2009