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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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breast relief

When a man puts his stiff cock into the cleavage between a woman's tits in order to achieve orgasm. Either of them can use their hands to press her tits together around his cock, and he moves back and forth just like fucking until he cums. She will receive the sperm between her tits or on her chin and neck depending on the size of her tits and the length of his cock.
Press your sexy big tits together darling, I will give it to you and have a breast relief.
by breastlover1 December 9, 2012
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Bratsgiving

A holiday on August 16th that Johnsonville made up to sell more sausages.
“Brats are so good man… that’s why I’m glad Bratsgiving is a thing because now I can eat 20 of them in one sitting without feeling like a slob. 😄”
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my breast friends

This is a similar saying to friends with benefits but emphasizing that at least one party is female.
by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2021
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Breasketball

The sport in which often a male tries to throw a spherical or cylindrical object, typically a coin, gumball, wad of paper, or popcorn, down a woman's displayed cleavage.

This sport originates from a middle or high school pastime of boys simply being bored and wanting to play basketball with girls. The lack of a basket caused men to use women's cleavage (note can also be played with an overweight man). It has spread to the public and is a common occurrence when friends chill with females.
Baker made popcorn for her friends, and Howard decided to take advantage of the opportunity and play breasketball with Baker's 34B's.

"Dude, look at her shirt."

"Nice. Let's play breasketball. One-on-one."

basketball
by Guan Zhang April 9, 2010
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breastaurant

A restaurant specializing not in food but rather in featuring female servers' bodies, usually with an emphasis on breasts. Training ground for exotic dancers. Ex: Hooters, Twin Peaks, Yo Mama's, Bombshells, Bikinis, Tilted Kilt. Wednesday is often Family Night, with discounts for the young'uns.
It's Wednesday, which breastaurant would you kids like to go to for dinner? Your father will be here to pick you up at 6:00 p.m.
by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020
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breast expansion

Breast expansion is a fictional sexual fetish of watching a woman's breast expand/ grow.
I Bought a new breast expansion video today, the process was really good
by The Wierdo guy June 13, 2017
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