urban bodyboarding

One hell of a damn sweet kick ass sport

hey george you goober lets go urban bodyboarding with danha

by Golden Jewberwilly May 8, 2003

Mike Bobaguard

A man who lost his virginity to a horse when he was 12 years old.

I got Mike Bobaguarded when I was young.

by anonymous January 30, 2023

bodyboarding

For warriors with massive cocks that could sink a surfer pussy any day of the week.

Bodyboarding is taking the prehistoric method of surfing. It can be proved that due to bodyboarders need to lie down on their board increases their sperm count ten fold. Whilst surfing can be attributed to surfers bleeding out of their own arse hole's.

Maybe you should try bodyboarding

by CaptainMorgan'sMum July 3, 2011

bodyboarding

Straight-up gayest thing you can possibly do in the ocean, reserved for the most elite homosexuals in existence, Requires no skill.

Dick Draggers...

queer1: Hey bro lets go bodyboarding!
queer2: Ahh i gotta wait a couple days until my dick rash wears off cause its been draggin all over the place.

by getoffmybeach October 24, 2010

Mike Bobaguard

Mike Bobaguard is an inside joke from the youtuber named "IsaacWhy" He made An Appearance in the video "LTLVC2" 14 hours into the challenge "last to leave vc" vc is voice call.

he was calling a hawaiian pizza place saying he found a little plastic fork in his pizza and he already ate half and wondering if he could get another half for free now.

"why's there a plastic fork in your pizza"
"Thats so Mike Bobaguard!"

by anonymous August 7, 2023

bodyguards

1. people who save bodies (as in people)

2. lifeguards with bodies (as in hott)

hott lifeguards (bodyguards)

by brunette768 May 1, 2009

body guard

The cock blocking fat bitch between you and the hot chick, usualy her best friend.

I trying to get to the chick at the bar but she's got a fucking body guard. This is why you need a wingman.

by Poondangle May 26, 2008