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keep it under the bleachers

Person 1: broooo im boutta hit up a girl tonight
Person 2: keep it under the bleachers timmy
by yeyyeyeyeyeyye February 23, 2017
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Bung Hole Bleacher

This is a relativity new practice in the porn industry and home recreational freakiness. It’s usually the person responsible for bleaching the performers bung hole for a cleaner, more attractive azzhole for filming and for the freaky person at home who’s trying to get that 3rd eye to look just the right. Think about it, would you want to hit something that looked kinda dingy and just plain nasty looking, not to mention if the lighting is bad in filming you’d b looking trying to figure out WTF is that????
Hey man, did you hear you’re ex girl got a new job??? No, I didn’t…. Well, rumor has it she’s a BUNG HOLE BLEACHER and practices on herself…..
by Dawgum October 14, 2011
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deposited one in the centerfield bleachers

At first, she was like, is that all you got???? ...until I deposited one in the centerfield bleachers.
by phaeidaeux October 28, 2012
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Take em under the bleachers

Divorce and take everything leaving them with nothing.
by Greene Girl September 22, 2020
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A half-assed, CAPS LOCKED attempt at an apology for interrupting an awards acceptance speech. An obvious try for a compliment before going back to the original point to which you are originally apologizing for.
I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE…. WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!!!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
by Sharp1e September 14, 2009
mugGet the I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS!mug.

bleacher creatures

Term for the drug sub-culture in some Long Island High Schools in the 1970s and 1980s. Derived from the act of smoking pot and hanging out under the bleachers before school began.
"Here comes a bleacher creatures. Do they ever go to class straight?"
by Shabadoobiedo November 11, 2020
mugGet the bleacher creaturesmug.

bleacher lizard

Girls that distract guys when they are trying to pay attention to a game or an activity that is happening (basketball,?wrestling, football,etc..)
Sarah:"eww look at those girls."
Jen:" ya thier bleacher lizards."
by Jloop January 23, 2017
mugGet the bleacher lizardmug.

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