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Buffet Smell 

The irrepressible musk that hangs heavy in the air around a buffet table, a pungent odour composed primarily of suitably aired scotch eggs, essentially meatless sausage rolls, pies of indiscernible filling, crisps inexplicably spread across a paper plate and cups of sugarless carbonated fruited pop, usually cherry flavoured. Can cause nausea, particularly when hungover.
'Jesus, I just got hit with the buffet smell when I walked in, I think I have to leave'

'What's with the rancid buffet smell in here?'

'Ian, can you eat your scotch eggs, sausage rolls and pickle pork pie somewhere else? It smells like a buffet in here.'
Buffet Smell by ianettegubbins July 18, 2012
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Sex-Buffet 

Any man who offers his body meat for the ladies to feast on
Despite mild narcolepsy, Popey was still able to be the Sex-Buffet all the ladies wanted to dine on
Sex-Buffet by Crapfromdastreet April 23, 2015
ex. Beyonce is my bfftroml.
bfftroml by curlygoddess March 17, 2016

Blowjob Buffet

A Thai whore seductively saunters back and forth just prior to dropping to her knees. She then begins rapidly massaging her jaw with both hands to warmup and loosen the jaw muscles. (Note: this technique is to ensure adequate performance in the event a penis with unusally large girth is on the buffet.). Following the jaw massage, she immediately assumes a cat-like, though straddled kneeling stance. With both hands, she begins violently pawing at the two guys on the sides while gulping the guy in the middle. This process is repeated as she works her way down the buffet, which is obviously "all you can eat."
Leia the Thai whore really worked the blowjob buffet through the hotel lobby."

British Buffet 

To eat sushi off the naked body of your partner.
Hey do you want to grab dinner tonight? Sorry I can't. I'm going to a British buffet.

BFFEWYLION

Miss you, Jinksy!
XOXOX, your BFFEWYLION
(whether you like it or not)
BFFEWYLION by badwolfink October 9, 2011