Term used to suggest a female should "liven up" her otherwise boring velvet track suit pants. Heard most commonly in late night Boston pizza joints and the Jersey shore. Commonly leads to full on brawls.
by EBliss July 21, 2011
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by jt the raver September 13, 2009
When someone places candy (perferabbly the fruity kind) in a womens "Va jay jay" with chocolate sauce and other sweet assortments, Then the man finds all the candy by licking away the other stuff until the point of an orgasm.
by Dosent Matter... February 01, 2010
When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.
by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010
When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
by Crystal Rose March 09, 2010
Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.
Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"
by EmmeGirl December 08, 2009