beanstalk

an extremely tall mexican person.

a.) "Dude, did you see that new kid from Mexico? Felipe?"

"Yeah man, that kid is a friggin beanstalk for sure."

b.) "You wanna watch the highlights of the Mexican basketball team?"

"Sure. Are they all beanstalks or what?"

c.) "So I was watching The Longest Yard today ... that one dude was a total beanstalk."

by Jam Master Joke May 2, 2010

Beanstalk

A cute tall guy named Blaizen

I like this guy, he is such a beanstalk

by gayshit726 May 9, 2020

jackin' the beanstalk

Euphemism for masturbation. Combines a verbal allusion (jacking off) with a classic literary allusion (Jack and the Beanstalk).

Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.

Ex: I don't know why Eriq doesn't lock his door; this is the 10th time I've walked in on him while he was hunched over the computer jackin' the beanstalk.

Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.

by JNinWeHo November 6, 2022

beanstalk

Founded by the infamous Ryan Bean of C Town, Michigan. A "beanstalk" is a large amount of alcohol taken all at once. To a casual drinker a beanstalk could put you out for the night but for Ryan or anyone from C Town, a 2-3 beanstalks will get them drunk. Usually a normal glass (not a shot glass) is filled anywhere from 35%-100% full of 5 o clock vodka. If the liquer in the glass is not 5 o clock vodka then you are just drinking a shit load of liquer but no beanstalk was taken. In order to perform beanstalks properly, only 5 o clock vodka can be used. A normal beanstalk can get up to about 4-5 shots in one, but are heard to reach levels of 8-9 at one time.

Warning: Beanstalks are not for the sociol drinker, slam a bean stalk if your down to go to black out town.

FUCK!

by mc rb May 1, 2007

Beanstalk

When a person is just being an annoying human being or doing something legendary.

P1: Do you know who Grace is?
P2: Yeah she's such a BEANSTALK

by Beanstalk noodle moo October 3, 2017

Climb The Beanstalk

When a short person hooks up with a person tall enough to be called a giant.

Why do girls like basketball players? They just want to see what its like to Climb The Beanstalk.

by 6'11" Giant June 15, 2009

jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny

"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"

by illusionations January 24, 2019