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banana

A fruit commonly used in dick jokes, because it's shaped like a FUCKING DICK
Alice put the banana in her mouth and wiggled her eyebrows suggestively.
by UndertaleTrashThatGotMauled December 8, 2016
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Banana

One of the only words in the english language with the ability to make you feel stupid every time you try to write or type it.
I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its like, how many na's are on this thing? 'Cause I'm like 'Bana ... keep going. Bananana ... damn.
by Laughing Jesus August 22, 2008
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Banana

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Brian Griffin is a banana
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Brian griffin: the banana
by you are awesome as December 30, 2011
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banana

Non offensive and non sexual term:

A person who is outwardly unfriendly but a shy and clumsy friend once you get to know them better
The term banana references the fact that a banana the fruit is not very appealing on the outside but sweet and tasty inside.
by Sexydimma May 16, 2017
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banana

by Brandon December 14, 2003
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bananas

it's a fuckin' FRUIT
"If you don't know what bananas are, you're retarded."
by crazy corey June 6, 2005
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Banana

A fan of the cuck king Youtuber Onision who watches his videos so obsessively that it starts to peel of their skin to the point of cannibalism and their death
Guy one: Who's ONISION?

Guy two: he is the next banana hitler

Guy one: *kills himself*
by Zzeedbbbwhjndbb February 13, 2017
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