bammed

1. To be severely owned.
2. Having your arse kicked badly.
3. Slapped down like an insignificant piece of shit.
1. I sucked so much in that game I got BAMMED.
2. You're such a victim dude - we bammed you!
3. "You're a poofwagon homobobo asschomper" "BAMMED!!"
by Sticks May 29, 2004
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Bam

An exclamation used to express extreme excitement or happiness (often times resulting from some sort of accomplishment).

See also bam sucka!
See also booyah!
"Yo fool, I just got us the chron!"

"BAM!"
by OlSpazzy April 03, 2003
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bam

Scottish slang. Refers to persons behaviour. Daft, nutter, nuts, silly, "not right in head".
When someone joins a snapped CD with sticky tape and loads it into the CD drive. After a moment of some unhealthy noises, the person looks at you and asks "Do you think it's broken?". This person is commonly referred to as a BAM!

These people exist and yes, he also managed to screw a perfectly good CD drive...
by Mr Scotsman March 26, 2006
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Bam

Extremely offensive insult in Scotland, similar to dafty. Use against neds and junkies at your peril. If one junkie uses it against a fellow junkie it can result in a hilarious verbal battle until one stabs the other, which is equally hilarious.

Usually one junkie baits the other into violent reaction so that he can claim damages in court by saying "Ya fuckin' bam". However, there is actually no space inbetween each word when a junkie uses it. Infact, the faster you can say "Yafuckinbam" the more powerful junkie you are.
Junkie 1: "Yafuckinbam"
Junkie 2: "Wit, yafuckindafty?"

Junkie 1: "Wit, ya bam?
Junkie 2: "Who you callin' a bam, ya dafty?"

Junkie 1: "Who you callin' a dafty, ya bam?"
Junkie 2: *brandishes knife*
by Wlady May 06, 2011
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Bamming

Lying to another person. Not telling the whole and complete truth.
Mother: Oh, you better have a good reason for being home so late boy, and you better not be bamming me!!!
by thecleverone March 18, 2007
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bam!

A word that Emeril Lagasse says when flicking on a spice.
Bam! Now we'll let this simmer...
by Rebecca LaRue October 13, 2003
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Bam Bam

A Bam Bam is a greasy spotty, smelly child who lives in a den made of farts and picks his own bum and throws balls at ladders and they hit him in the face, his mum makes him come in at 2 pm and if he's late gets grounded he also robs from asda and has a friend called the fire who gives his dad kisses, he also bums off Xbox 360 Fart Edition, Bam Bam's also fart in the local libraries and they really smell like greasy poo, Anyone who fit this category is a Bam Bam,

NOTE: A bam Bam does'nt reffer to a person thats real it is aonly a name to refer to smelly people who like gay stuff
Im friends with a Bam Bam....i need a life
by bfunnykids2k11111 June 06, 2011
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