A very painful disorder, blown Ballsac syndrome is whenever you nut so hard your balls imploded on themselves quiet literally
by Blownbell66 March 28, 2022
Get the Blown Ballsac Syndrome mug.“Ball-Sac Polisher” (or “BSP”) is both a noun and verb: it refers to a man who worships a scratch golfer or blue-blood regardless of his character; as well as his actions. The BSP will seek the opinion of the most clueless scratch player or blue-blood over that of an imminent authority on any subject at all including engineering, science, medicine and astrophysics; he will buy unlimited drink and food for a scratch player or blue-blood in return for no more than an acknowledgement of existence, smile, nod or look of approval, without any expectation or possibility of reciprocation. A BSP is akin to a lapdog, sidekick, chump or loser.
BSP is a term of art coined in the 1990’s by a doctor in Troy, NY, who noticed that many newly admitted public employment and other working class members to the city’s country club (admitted when the economy caused the once exclusive country club to essentially be a quasi-public course) would do anything just to obtain the slightest acknowledgment or glance of approval from a scratch player or long-standing blue-blood member. Scratch players and blue-bloods at The CC of Troy have accepted the adoration and offerings of the BSP so eagerly that their symbiotic relationship has established the prevalent culture at that club, and a precedent for many others, which exists to this day.
BSP is a term of art coined in the 1990’s by a doctor in Troy, NY, who noticed that many newly admitted public employment and other working class members to the city’s country club (admitted when the economy caused the once exclusive country club to essentially be a quasi-public course) would do anything just to obtain the slightest acknowledgment or glance of approval from a scratch player or long-standing blue-blood member. Scratch players and blue-bloods at The CC of Troy have accepted the adoration and offerings of the BSP so eagerly that their symbiotic relationship has established the prevalent culture at that club, and a precedent for many others, which exists to this day.
"Johnny is such a ball-sac polisher."
"Here comes Phil, followed by his entourage of obsequious BSPs."
"John wouldn't be such a bad guy if he wasn't always ball-sac polishing that untalented hack.
"Here comes Phil, followed by his entourage of obsequious BSPs."
"John wouldn't be such a bad guy if he wasn't always ball-sac polishing that untalented hack.
by Hip Eponymous January 14, 2015
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A method of birth control.
The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.
Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.
The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.
Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.
"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."
by The Queen of Errythang July 20, 2014
Get the Ballsacktomy mug.It seemed like it had been a very long time since they had been alone with one another and as far as she was concerned it HAD been a long time, too long in fact. So when she felt the tell-tale signs his body was giving her, smooth-as-silk Shannon removed Nikki from between her lips and began to briskly massage his manhood, milking a massive amount of his ballsap from him that had been pent-up for her and overdue. Nikki moaned an orgasmic revelry as he erupted on and all over her bountiful breasts. Shannon smiled satisfied, his seed secure and subdued.
by Nikki Stixx January 23, 2022
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by NotBallsackMcGee August 9, 2012
Get the Ballsack McGee mug.A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.
Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!
by Boner Swag Man August 6, 2023
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The act of a girl putting your balls into a cup of warm water and blowing bubbles through a straw into that cup giving you the sence that your balls are therefore in a jacuzzi and also giving you an extreme pleasure.
The act of a girl putting your balls into a cup of warm water and blowing bubbles through a straw into that cup giving you the sence that your balls are therefore in a jacuzzi and also giving you an extreme pleasure.
by Willbur Trepp October 16, 2010
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