bald mans wash

soaping up the womans pubs and getting over the bald man and letting her wash his head with her soapy"kitten".

Oh wow my bald mans wash was amazing!

by oogelle January 16, 2010

Bald Ass Mango

A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango

OMG he's so annoying he's built like a bald ass mango

by sxesdh;jsdivjdf March 11, 2023

Baldman

A boy who had had a terrible haircut and has ended up with a baldspot on the top of his head.

"Baldman show us your baldspot,"

by Bob Bobby March 26, 2007

baldmanlol

literally the most awesome person ever😂😂 they are better than u😈😈 they are so funny😎😎

baldmanlol is so awesome

by devcort08 August 30, 2021

baldman14

Badboyhalo, is a potato but all the tilted right magnifying glasses he got too stressed and lost all his hair nicking him baldboyhalo which makes sense because his last 14 braincells were all trying to fight for 3rd of being the smartest braincell in candad. But then, Baldman1414 blue booked his last 2 brain cells and now he has only one japanese doll to his name. His iq is -14. now his vocabulary ranges from pingspoof, bald and japanese symbol for beginner.

Hey, Baldman14 I wanted to give you my last braincell!

by 1414pingspoof March 19, 2023