Chinese Baker's Dozen

A Chinese Baker's Dozen is 11. This is because the chinese are known for always wanting to bargain to lower costs or number of goods even if this amount is immeasurable and/or insignificant to both parties. This is not a derogatory term but simply a unit of measurement.
Joseph: "Hey Remmi, what's the time?"
Remmi: "It's a Chinese Baker's Dozen past 6."
by pwnsabisauce September 15, 2008
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Hungry baker's dozen

A set of eleven identical or similar things. It is implied that one of the set has been taken or consumed in some way.
John: "Weren't there twelve muffins here?"

Jane: "Jack ate one, so it looks like we only have a hungry baker's dozen.
by a_crow April 14, 2011
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Baker's Dozen

Sticking 12 objects up a woman's vagina and sucking out 13
What's grosser than gross? Sticking 12 oysters up a Grandmother's cunt and getting a baker's dozen.
by delusional in TX January 06, 2012
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Bakers Two Dozen

The term used when 12 men (6 black, 3 white, 2 Mexican, and 1 Asian) go in to the “showers of auschwitz” to try and dig up corpses of deceased Jews with the intention of ferociously raping each body. Traditionally some of these men will be transgender but not all.
“Wanna get some of the boys to go to Germany and do the bakers two dozen, we can bring sporks.”
by TheCeoOfRacism February 18, 2021
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Baker's Daughter's Dozen

Thirteen of something plus a sexual favor
I picked up those cookies from my coworker last night and got a baker's daughter's dozen.
by Brophytastic November 23, 2016
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Baker's Dozen

when a donut baker is feeling really generous and gives you and extra donut in you box of 12
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Bakers dozen

It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .
"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"
by TankR November 26, 2020
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