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bald asshole

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An asshole who just happens to be bald.
by larrydavid July 21, 2006
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Usually associated with Apex Legends. Bald Wraith is a catch all term for any TryHard Wraith player.
Every time I solo queue, the champion always seems to be a bald Wraith with a diamond badge, a 4K damage badge, and a 20 kill badge.
by L1M1TL3SS RANG3 October 28, 2020
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bald freddy

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An absolutely terrifying rendition of Freddy Carter that pops up on my bookstagram feed every once and a while to remind me that, try as I might, I can never escape the hellscape that is this picture and the cult behind it.
I was tapping through my Instagram stories and saw a picture of bald freddy. My day was henceforth ruined and all my organs stopped working immediately.
by librarygremlin July 8, 2021
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You fat bald bastard!

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Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.
(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-
by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021
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bald eagle jones

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When a woman is shaved completely in her genital region.
My wife is bald eagle jones.

phrase is used by Bubba the Love Sponge on his Sirius satellite radio show.
by Steven Thornton April 25, 2008
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Bald martin

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Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted

HEs Literal god
Bald martin

YESSSSSSSSSSSS
by Fricking dumbass February 24, 2020
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BaldBoyHalo

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A name variant for BadBoyHalo that is often used by Skeppy and his fans. This has been adopted ever since the joke that BadBoyHalo is an angry bald man, likely developed by Skeppy
BadBoyHalo? You got no hair and you're always mad, it should be BaldBoyHalo or MadBoyHalo
by I.M. Gassy June 14, 2019
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