axe-wound

the female genitalia

Kath's axe-wound was so big you could float a small toy boat in it.

by ratus June 16, 2007

axe-wound

Vagina. (Female genitalia (you know, where the cock goes))

"I bet my grandmother's axe-wound is saggy and dry, and riddled with gonorrhoea."

by Mike 5skinz February 14, 2006

Axe-Wound Extravaganza

Rather crude term describing a social situation in which there is a significantly greater number of females than males in attendance.

Antonym of "Sausage Fest"

- While ordinarily this would be considered “a win”, it may also suggest that you are the only dude at a lesbian soirée :)

“Man, I must be the only guy at this party, it’s an Axe-Wound Extravaganza! ”

by martinbc June 4, 2009

Axe Wound UK

Axe Wound UK is the national leader in analysis of rusty bullet wounds. They have over a decade of experience in clunge examination, often ringing up fast food outlets to enquire about the snatches of their employees.

John: Mate I keep getting calls asking me about how many Pro V1s my daughter can cram up her twinkle cave?
Steve: It’s Axe Wound UK! They’ve been pestering me for weeks now asking to bend my mum over in KFC and mash her gash!

by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023

bearded axe wound

A fun word for the unshaven female genitalia.

That Hannah girl has one gaping bearded axe wound. Okay, it's not bearded, but boy is it gaping!

by Gin Shampoo December 31, 2006

bearded axe wound

a furry snatch

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.

by trevor March 9, 2003

Hairy axe wound

Womans vaginal opening. So called because of an obvious likeness to the shape of an axewound in a womans vagina. Can only really apply if the vagina is unkempt and is hairy.

See Cunt or Pussy.

I bust my nut into your mums hairy axe wound last night.

-or-

Want me to stick my cock in your hairy axe wound?

by Sparky897 December 22, 2003