Authors Anonymous

The epitome of enigmatic epicness, Authors Anonymous is a renowned writing club with individual chapters dispersed throughout the Greater Los Angeles Area.

Students at Azusa Pacific University started their own chapter of Authors Anonymous in 2009 to counteract the imaginative torpor that afflicted the Christian campus as a result of censorship and legalism.

by Dalek62 November 5, 2011

authoritard

A boss who orders their underlings to do meaningless pointless work, that basically puts the team further from their goal than they were before the boss stepped in. They want you to work harder, not smarter...

She wants you to scan printouts of a web page so she can see them on her computer? What an authoritard...

by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008

Arthur Morgan

Noun. A euphemism for big dick energy fucking; raw, dirty, and drunken sex.

My girlfriend was insatiable last night, so I made sure I gave her the ol’ Arthur Morgan.

by Phoenix Spider May 5, 2021

respect my authoritah!

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.

YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!

by the-jerk July 22, 2007

J.Arthuritis

Acute stiffness of the wrist caused by excessive self-discipline.
From the cockney rhyming slang for wank -' J.Arthur Rank'

Billy has to drink wine nowadays because his wrist won't take the weight of a pint glass. It's the worst case of J.Arthuritis I've seen

by gavos August 12, 2010

authoritah

The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).

"You WILL respect my authoritah!"

"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"

"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"

by Dev December 9, 2003

Arthur

The type of guy u don’t want to take for granted. He’s also a demigod in some ways. Perfectly himself.

Don’t take Arthur for granted, it’ll hurt u just as much.

by BabyPluto90 October 27, 2020