Aunt Irma

A menstrual period

Aunt Irma arrived today, so I'm feeling lousy.

by Dictionary Monkey September 30, 2009

Aunt Stabby

That one black sheep member of the family that nobody talks about and never gets invited to family gatherings. May have done time in a mental institution or prison for stabbing someone.

I hope Aunt Stabby doesn't come to the family reunion and cause a scene.

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

aunt mother

A woman your father impregnated who happens to be both your aunt and mother. The looped branch of the family tree.
One session changes family structure and status. Too many new titles starting with two people, aunt mother and uncle father.

Nine months before you were born, your aunt mother and uncle father hooked up at a family reunion. things happened - you got a mother, uncles, father, aunts,great aunts, great uncles, grand Oh fuck! it gets confusing but you get the point.

by [e-mail] May 14, 2009

aunt flo

a womans menstral period!

Aunt flo's in town! so I may go get my red wings

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

Neighborhood aunt

What a milf is called in India.

Dinesh had his first sexual encounter with the ravishing Lavanya, the neighborhood aunt to many impressionable young men even though she was well into her 30s.

by Konga February 2, 2010

aunt viv

To be replaced without warning.

The actress who played 'aunt viv' in the fresh prince of bel-air was replaced between episodes.

'i caught my wife in bed with another man.. can't believe the bitch aunt viv'd me'

'is that a new phone?'
'yeah mate, i aunt viv'd the other one'

by Jrokalypse July 19, 2009

aunt poon

your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping

young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon

cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009