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The aubergine axolotl, also known by the scientific name of Ambystoma melongena, is an elusive amphibian, a lover of caves and other fresh, humid environments in general. As the name itself suggests, the aubergine axolotl would appear as a quadrupedal animal, physiognomically identical to an axolotl, but characterized by a more rounded body, with intense purple pigmentation and the typical aubergine petiole where the tail should be located. An adult individual can measure up to 30cm and weigh between 1.5kg and 2kg. Characterized by an ungainly gait accompanied by the "Pillar's Men Theme" in the background, it is a species in danger of extinction. The researchers would all agree on the fact that the decimation of the number of individuals was induced by the disproportionate use of the same in Italian cuisine, especially in the South, for the creation of dishes such as aubergine parmigiana or the simpler grilled aubergines.
To date, the reproductive mechanism of the animal has not been defined, since there have been few contacts with it (not to mention the fact that all the aubergine axolotls studied were eaten as a snack between one break and another)
To date, the reproductive mechanism of the animal has not been defined, since there have been few contacts with it (not to mention the fact that all the aubergine axolotls studied were eaten as a snack between one break and another)
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A: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
B: Bro, IT’S AN AUBERGINE AXOLOTL!
A: O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!
A e B do a Jojo Pose with aubergine axolotl
A: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
B: Bro, IT’S AN AUBERGINE AXOLOTL!
A: O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!
A e B do a Jojo Pose with aubergine axolotl
by El Basurero October 9, 2023
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Pronounced: az-BUR-gerd
Definition: The self-destructive final phase of extreme intellectual hyperfocus, where an individual—typically someone with obsessive tendencies or an intense drive for cognitive performance—begins to experience cognitive decline. In an attempt to compensate, they resort to performance-enhancing substances, stimulants, or nootropics, which ultimately accelerate their deterioration, leading to burnout, mental instability, and a state resembling severe low-functioning autism. Often marked by a tragic loss of previous abilities, social withdrawal, and an inability to function at even a basic level.
Pronounced: az-BUR-gerd
Definition: The self-destructive final phase of extreme intellectual hyperfocus, where an individual—typically someone with obsessive tendencies or an intense drive for cognitive performance—begins to experience cognitive decline. In an attempt to compensate, they resort to performance-enhancing substances, stimulants, or nootropics, which ultimately accelerate their deterioration, leading to burnout, mental instability, and a state resembling severe low-functioning autism. Often marked by a tragic loss of previous abilities, social withdrawal, and an inability to function at even a basic level.
“He was once a genius, but after years of pushing his limits with smart drugs, he completely Asberger’d himself.”
“Bro went full Asberger’d trying to outthink his own brain decay.”
“That guy used to be brilliant, but now he’s just a shell—classic case of getting Asberger’d.”
“Bro went full Asberger’d trying to outthink his own brain decay.”
“That guy used to be brilliant, but now he’s just a shell—classic case of getting Asberger’d.”
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Oh, my goodness gracious me, the auberginitis in the polytunnel today causes me to swoon! Quick, get the smelling salts ready!
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