Mexican soccer team that hasn't won anything since 1745 (1951 to be honest). Plays in Guadalajara.
"Once again, Atlas is out of the tournament, better luck next year"
by joseluismb March 30, 2005
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When someone falls asleep with their shoes on, you stick your penis right in between their eyebrows and get a photo.
Bro, he was so hammered every gave him at least one atlas that night
by Salatar March 13, 2008
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An acronym for 'All This Life Allows'. ATLA is also the name of Atlanta rapper Stat Quo's 2014 album and the title has the same meaning as this definition.
"Big business, beautiful women, sports, fast cars, nice homes, great food #ATLA"
by KushKloud1986 January 1, 2014
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Atlas is a cross-breed of a Siberian Husky and American Grey Wolf, which is somewhat surprising given that his parents are both English and human.

Atlas is loyal, intense, creative and loving. These are all traits he has gained from his mother, Bohmie. From his father, Takoda, Atlas has inherited the most expressive of eyes.

Atlas, Bohmie and Takoda are the closest of packs. They love and care for one another deeply. A love that will last forever.
Atlas' eyes shone like diamonds.
by Tokoda Wolf May 7, 2018
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A fat child with no inteligence, who is often picked on and misspells definitions.
My little brother is such an Atlas.
by 6543211366 February 24, 2010
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when you finally get a dog after waiting a long period of time.
After five long years of wanting a Bernese Mountain Dog, the couple approached their new puppy and cried out, "Atlas!"
by Atlas0817 February 7, 2017
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The most 1337 JK2/JKA player you will ever find.

Bow down to him. Now.
I aM a MaP hEaR mE rOaR!1!1!
by Parker Brown December 24, 2003
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