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Male Astrology

A heteronormative belief system that categorizes men into a hierarchy that determines their societal status. The higher you are on the pyramid, the more masculine, confident, and "better with girls" you become. Men at the bottom of the pyramid are viewed as submissive to men at the top.

Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."

If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.
Brian: "Bro, I might not be an alpha but I swear I'm like a sigma male bro."
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"
by bigbrianedindividual August 17, 2021
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astrology

A barbaric,, pseudo-scientific, personality model used to explain away a person's neuroticism by measuring the trajectory of big rocks in the sky.
Person 1: I like dogs because I'm a Libra!
Person 2: Astrology is fake.
Person 1: Astrology is not fake.
Person 2: You're an idiot.
by cyberphonic January 15, 2011
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Astrology

Astro (star) nomy (a specified area of knowledge) therefore astronomy is a branch of science studying space and celestial objects. And there is also Astro (star) ology (denotes a subject of study or interest) so what’s the difference between astrology and astronomy?

Quite simple really. Astrology is full of shit. It claims the position of the stars influence on your mood like ok Tiffany it doesn’t excuse you for being a bitch
Dumb bitch-omg watch out he is such a Virgo

Me- you mean a virgin?
Dumb bitch-noo astrology

Me- stfu
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astronomy

Astronomy is the scientific study of celestial objects such as stars, planets, comets, and galaxies.
by omfgnowayitssamm October 14, 2007
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Astronomy

A scientific study for those who seek to understand the intricate ways of other worlds and galaxies because they’ve given up trying to fathom the ways of this one.
"I didn’t see this coming when I left Kansas for the Windy City. At the time I was in college, Loyola University, majoring in astronomy. Why astronomy? Simple, there wasn’t anything on Earth that could motivate me enough to go to an 8 AM class on a half-way regular basis."

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Published in Crosscurrents Magazine 2006
by nethcev! August 20, 2006
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astrologonaught

Someone who unquestionably believes in astrology and has their head so far in the stars, they have no connection with earth.
This random astrologonaught thinks they know all about me because I’m born on December 12 but, neglects to acknowledge that according to recent observations by NASA, my sign should actually be Ophiuchus.
by thekevinphillips March 21, 2019
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Astrology

An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.

The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
Astrology is bogus...
by jazz4 November 14, 2011
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