Hard as tits

When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.

DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!

by MissMikkyy November 13, 2011

Astitva

Astitva means Existence. A guy with this name is neither ugly nor cute but very funny!

He tries his best to make people laugh and succeeds too!

Studies in a school which is far by the worst in management but loves his friends and memes.

Astitva is a fan of Marvel Cinematic Universe

by Professor NGL November 24, 2021

chilly as tits

"nip"pyness; weather outside

Damn bitch, it's "chilly as tits" out here!

by KCOCK AND SAMLEW May 11, 2008

as tits

Used to express the extremities of some situations. Originaly quoted from tourrettes guy in reference to his fish sticks being hard.

Oh man, im hungry as tits!

I stayed up all night playing xbox, im tired as tits now.

by Gillbag May 28, 2010

dope as tits

the best of the best

that game was dope as tits

by Flossy Carter February 14, 2012

Hot as tits

when its so hot it feels like you are in the middle of a large woman's boobies

Damn! its hot as tits!!!!
look at my pit stains!!!!!

by amazingly amazing man October 10, 2009

crack as tits

Meaning something is awesome or great. Another form of the word "sick" or "nasty" or 'ill". Can be used to describe anything cool or great. Can describe a person too.

Person 1: Man that jacket is crack as tits.

by Spenten August 25, 2006