assholitik

An individual who is unable to act in a civil manner and must always be rude and/or degrading.

An individual who is unable to act in a civil manner and must always be rude and/or degrading.
He's just being assholitik about cleaning his room or the mess he made.
If he didn’t act like an assholitik bastard, he would be a nice guy!

by Howard Allison October 25, 2005

assholini

Someone who creates controversy just for their own twisted amusement or personal gain.

Guy: I can't believe John told Jane that I said "she smells like cabbage." He promised not to say anything.

Guy 2: Dude he's been trying to nail her for years. He probably told her cause he thought he might get some.

Guy: I know dude, he's such an assholini.

by Killnegativity January 7, 2005

Assholito

Someone that is acting like a little asshole.

Did you see her attitude this morning, she was being an assholito.

by TheGooch666 August 31, 2016

assholistic

Used to decribe someones behavior during a certain time period.

Did you see what Brian did last night?
Yes he was being very assholistic.

by zepsblackdog October 18, 2008

[assholetic]

being in an asshole mood

you are in an assholetic mod

by bananabytches08 December 17, 2008

assholiosis

Plagued by incurable assholiness. (see: "assholiness")

His whole family suffers from assholiosis. His dad got drunk and passed out at my wedding after making a toast and confusing my name with my husband's ex-girlfriend's. His cousin was voted "most likely to win a Darwin award" in 5th grade. And his brother came onto me at his own wedding.

by OG-BB1966 July 1, 2014

Assholidos

A disease where you are acting like an asshole all the time, the symptoms include

.Bitch slapping everyone
.Flipping people off
.Talking to people in a sarcastic tone all the fucking time

Timmy says, "Do you have assholidos bitch?"
Grenald says in a sarcastic tone, "No, I clearly don't bitch slap you or flip you off and I never speak sarcasm."
Timmy says, "Nigger, shut up, fuck you asshole."

by mknkn March 31, 2015