Latino Aspergers

A person of Latino descent with mild social hang-ups, such as the inability to read others' emotions. An individual with Latino Aspergers may be seen staring blankly at a hysterical person, while snacking on an empanada.

Jorge's wife really needed some help with the baby, but her husband kept ignoring her pleads in favor of some delicious tapas. Dude definitely has Latino Aspergers!"

by The LBC November 28, 2010

Aspergers

Aspergers (or Aspies) are individuals far smarter than most of us who fall high on the ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder). Aspies often are socially awkward, or have no awareness of social acceptance. Those on the spectrum are often highly intellectual, including Bill Gates and Albert Einstien. Aspies are "rule followers". It is not uncommon for Those with ASD to lack empathy, have a hard time grasping basic life skill concepts or have a "filter", yet they excel in what is important to them, which is usually 1-2 major focuses or fascinations; math, science, computers, legos, art, quantum physics, etc. Secluding, or introverting is a normal part of this disorder, as well as having sensory issues to lights, sounds, frequencies, touch, textures and tastes. You would be suprised at how many of the worlds most brilliant inventors had Aspergers.

My son has Aspergers, he is 15. He finished his High School credits 2 years early and is studying quantum physics, yet will not cross streets on his own.

by Libbyidol May 18, 2014

Aspergers

Asperger syndrome, also known as AS, is a developmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests.
People with this disorder tend to be socially awkward.

Things that are common in this disorder is depression, intense interest in a limited number of things, learning disability, nightmares, or sensitivity to sound.

I have Aspergers

by genericstuff July 18, 2016

Askbergers

An affliction suffered by one without the social skill to realize he is asking for WAY too much stuff on facebook: free renovations, ‘go fund me’s’, materials, baby furniture, meal trains etc...AKA ‘social media begging’!!

Good lord! That is the second meal train he’s asked for this week and this time he’s requesting vegan!! What! Does he have Askbergers?

by Dies Faustus May 21, 2018

asburgers

Gabe brenneman

Gabe has asburgers

by Nazi hitler June 5, 2018

Señor Aspergers

A normal human being who shows many signs of autism and is also usually hispanic.

Señor Aspergers could smell his moms shit from a mile away.

by B4115INY0M0UF April 1, 2020

Assburgers

Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails.

FBI Agent: "You're under arrest for unauthorized computer access..." Anonytard: "I haz assburgers!"

by secdouchebag July 20, 2011