Ass + spatula. This is the spatula your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Usually large enough to flip a 12" pancake, and strong enough withstand a 300 degree flame. Often contained a homing device so when you broke something in the house and went to hide the assula before your mom found the broken item, your mom could always find it to come beat some ass.
My mom was so proud of her assula that she had it bronzed.
I still have nightmares of my mother running down the hallway at me, assula in hand.
I still have nightmares of my mother running down the hallway at me, assula in hand.
by -hef- November 10, 2009
Get the Assula mug.The principle underlying nuclear deterrence.
The recognition that the use of nuclear weapons between any two nuclear powers (or nuclear-allied powers) will result in mutual destruction. The reason nuclear weapons are so useful (and can never be used).
The recognition that the use of nuclear weapons between any two nuclear powers (or nuclear-allied powers) will result in mutual destruction. The reason nuclear weapons are so useful (and can never be used).
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The problems one experiences when the food they have eaten does not "agree" With them. Often causing diarrhea, the runs, and gas. Made by combining "Issue" and "Ass".
After eating all that mexican food i'm having mad assues.
I was late for the meeting because i was stuck in the bathroom dealing with my assues.
I was late for the meeting because i was stuck in the bathroom dealing with my assues.
by DJSCHWAZAY May 14, 2011
Get the Assue mug.Is when a guy cums on a girl's ass and uses his dick to spread the cum around like paint on a canvas.
by dr. mbg May 11, 2009
Get the assvas mug.An event that occurs when a Collector Drone in the video game Mass Effect 2 is possessed by Harbinger, the main villain of the game. It is one of his constantly repeated one-liners designed to intimidate you and it generally fails in that respect. Can be used to indicate that you have had your mind and body taken over by an alien consciousness.
Billy: Hey Jim, want to go to the cinema?
Jim: No i'm good.
Billy: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Jim: Is something the matter?
Billy: YOUR FORM IS FRAGILE. WE WILL DIRECT THIS ONE PERSONALLY. WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR ASCENSION. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. IF I HAVE TO TEAR YOU APART SHEPARD I WILL. YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER.
Jim: No need to be a bitch about it..
Billy: YOU HAVE FAILED.
Jim: No i'm good.
Billy: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Jim: Is something the matter?
Billy: YOUR FORM IS FRAGILE. WE WILL DIRECT THIS ONE PERSONALLY. WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR ASCENSION. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. IF I HAVE TO TEAR YOU APART SHEPARD I WILL. YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER.
Jim: No need to be a bitch about it..
Billy: YOU HAVE FAILED.
by HARBINGEROFYOURDESTRUCTION February 21, 2010
Get the ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL mug.1 countable something that you think is true although you have no definite proof
A. assumption that
B. assumption about
2 uncountable formal when someone starts to have control or power
A. assumption of
A. assumption that
B. assumption about
2 uncountable formal when someone starts to have control or power
A. assumption of
1. A lot of people make the assumption that poverty only exists in the Third World.
My calculations were based on the assumption that house prices would remain steady.
We are working on the assumption that the conference will take place as planned.
B. People make a lot of assumptions about me.
underlying assumption (=a belief that is used as the basis for an idea, but which may not be correct)
2. the assumption of responsibility
My calculations were based on the assumption that house prices would remain steady.
We are working on the assumption that the conference will take place as planned.
B. People make a lot of assumptions about me.
underlying assumption (=a belief that is used as the basis for an idea, but which may not be correct)
2. the assumption of responsibility
by ELLIOT TINTAS November 24, 2011
Get the ASSUMPTION mug.(Contraction - Ass + Issues) An unfavorable or unpleasant state or condition of one's asshole. May be caused by Hemorrhoids, bad ass hygiene or that Habanero soaked enchilada from last night.
by MaxfieldP June 21, 2006
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