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Asspickle

A useless and weak dissipated dumbass that would be a piece of s*** if they somehow stop being such a dick
You sank my boat, lost $10,000 at the casino, and cheated on me with my Siamese twin sister. Good God you're such an asspickle!
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Asspicker

This guy really knows how to pluck his finger into his asshole.
Wow, Johnny! You're such an Asspicker!
by ballspagoti May 19, 2021
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asstickles

What you call it when your testicles hang so low that they tickle your asshole
Man 1: I had the worst day today, I had my first case of asstickles.
Man 2: It’s your first time? I’ve had three this week!
by M-Urgency July 24, 2021
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