BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart)

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.

Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.

by DennisFreeman April 1, 2019

farting ass bitch

Someone who sucks ass at ping pong, has crusty black lips, a farts like a bitch.

Gosh, Ryan is such a farting ass bitch.

by Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww November 13, 2016

Poopy fart ass nigga

A nigga who don't wipe his ass after taking a fat wet diarrhea shit.

Bruh you smell like ass, you poopy fart ass nigga.

by Lilniggafert March 28, 2020

shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap

you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap

by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 13, 2018

Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart

An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome

"Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart!"

by Vengefulmonk September 30, 2005

Wet ass fart

When you fart but u actually blow a load of shit out your booty hole

I blew a wet ass fart in your mom

by Abcumlla September 18, 2021

ass fart friday

friday; ass fart friday that is

“Happy ass fart friday my sexy mamas”

by hamgirl5678 November 4, 2020