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Donald Trump's Ass Hair

Ay Donald Trump has leftover shit stuck to his ass hair and it's stanky
Ew whats that smell? Donald Trump's ass hair had shit on it.
by Alex H a h a February 6, 2021
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anime ass hair

it means

Deku has a$$ hair
Almost like grass hair
Does he have a$$ hair like his hair?
Deku has green a$$ hair in his hair!
by Deku’s ass hair December 13, 2020
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ass long hair

Specific type of long hair length where the bottom of it reaches almost between your ass cheeks.
Girl #1: I wanna grow out my hair!
Girl #2: How long tho?
Girl #1: I wanna have ass long hair
by ratis le sexologist February 25, 2021
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ass hat hair

Person 1 "Ooh, that guy's been wearing an asshat!"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Well he has ass hat hair, of course!"
by fullofpith October 20, 2007
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nose hair burning ass bomb

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils
Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.
by BrewCrew24 April 30, 2007
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Hair Across Your Ass

This expression is akin to "Woke up on the wrong side of the bed" or "Who pissed in your Cheerios?" To have a "hair" across ones ass means to be overly sensitive to irritation. Usually one who over-reacts to a situtation because there is already an issue afflicting them.
What do you have a hair across your ass about?" "Bob is usually an easy going fella but today it would seem he has a hair across his ass
by Grammar Ninja August 23, 2010
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Wild hair up his ass

An action of a sudden & unexpected nature. Something done by a person that is uncharacteristic for that person to do.
"Sam out of nowhere got a wild hair up his ass & moved to Dubai to study Scandinavian Moose!
by tokabowla January 31, 2009
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