A device carried by many people who shop at Asda. Intended to indicate some form of disability which may or may not actually be present. Commonly used by benefits claimants to bolster their claims.
Why aren't any of those people with walking sticks limping Mummy ? Those are just wasters with Asda sticks son.
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Get the asda-ey mug.A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
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Have you managed to get rid of ASDA John or is he still using everything you got in bruv ?
Well thats a ASDA John
Well thats a ASDA John
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the off-brand NCFCA created by the kicked-out mormans cuz NCFCA is smart but kinda stupid
its so easy to win everyone is either asleep or isn't paying attention to what u say in both LD and TP round
awards is so awkward u walk across a room... not even a sTaGe
its so easy to win everyone is either asleep or isn't paying attention to what u say in both LD and TP round
awards is so awkward u walk across a room... not even a sTaGe
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