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i wish you were a derivative

The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.
I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
by Nick Shatan April 11, 2007
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i wish you were a horse

Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.
Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh
by crippus1 March 28, 2009
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Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead!

An exclamation made by Egyptian captains in the Medieval II: Total War Series.
by Porkenstein October 12, 2008
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I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with
I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you
by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019
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Wishing you the best in the new year

an alternate term for the words Fuck You, Screw You, Go to Hell, etc.
Wishing you the best in the New Year, bitch.
by jinglebells519 January 1, 2012
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As you wish

It's another way to say I love you from the book and movie the princess bride. The catchphrases is used by the character Wesley.
My bf: as you wish my princess...
Me: *melts like ice cream*
by oceanxeyes June 12, 2023
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